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Chickens...
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Bloke in his convertible, top down, just cruising up a motorway going through some countryside enjoying the fresh air when he's overtaken by a chicken. Not being able to live with the idea, he speeds up and overtakes the chicken. A minute later the chicken has put a big spurt on and the blokes annoyed now and it turns into a race. The chickens ahead and leaves the motorway and bloke still frustrated (and a little intrigued by now) decides to follow and chases the chicken down some lanes into a farmyard where he sees a load of chickens running around quicker than roadrunners.
The farmer comes over to say hello and bloke relates his recent experiences. "Ah well there's three of us for Sunday roasts and we all like a leg each, so I bred chickens with three legs to avoid arguments and waste", explains the farmer.
"Do they taste any different?" asks the bloke, impressed.
"Dunno," says the farmer sadly, "we ain't caught one yet.."
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(02-01-2016, 10:35 AM)sumsmeister Wrote: Bloke in his convertible, top down, just cruising up a motorway going through some countryside enjoying the fresh air when he's overtaken by a chicken. Not being able to live with the idea, he speeds up and overtakes the chicken. A minute later the chicken has put a big spurt on and the blokes annoyed now and it turns into a race. The chickens ahead and leaves the motorway and bloke still frustrated (and a little intrigued by now) decides to follow and chases the chicken down some lanes into a farmyard where he sees a load of chickens running around quicker than roadrunners.
The farmer comes over to say hello and bloke relates his recent experiences. "Ah well there's three of us for Sunday roasts and we all like a leg each, so I bred chickens with three legs to avoid arguments and waste", explains the farmer.
"Do they taste any different?" asks the bloke, impressed.
"Dunno," says the farmer sadly, "we ain't caught one yet.."
That's terrible !! But amusing I read it anyway !!

Is it True !!!!!

Cheers rich.
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