21-09-2015, 07:39 PM
A pair of newly wed ducks are in their honeymoon suite. Not wanting to start a family yet, the male duck calls room service for some condoms;
" Certainly Mr. Mallard," says the night porter
" Shall I put them on your bill?"
"Feck off" says the duck
" I'll suffocate!"
" Certainly Mr. Mallard," says the night porter
" Shall I put them on your bill?"
"Feck off" says the duck
" I'll suffocate!"
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