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Courses available for men and women.
Seminars for Men – 2019

The following courses are open to men of all ages.
Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may be difficult to follow.

1. Combating stupidity.
2. You too can do housework.
3. PMT – Learning to keep your mouth shut.
4. Women do not want sleazy underwear for Christmas – give us the money.
5. How to change a toilet roll.
6. Understanding the female response to coming in drunk at 4am.
7. Wonder laundry techniques (previously run as “don’t wash my silks”).
8. Parenting – no, it doesn’t stop at conception.
9. Get a Life – Learn to cook.
10. How not to act like an arsehole when you are obviously wrong.
11. Understanding your financial incompetence (day trip to supermarket).
12. Men – The weaker sex.
13. Reasons to give flowers.
14. How to stay away after sex.
15. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere other than the toilet.
16. Rubbish – Getting it to the bin.
17. Sex 118A – You can fall asleep without it if you really try
18. Sex 118B – The morning dilemma – If it’s awake take a cold shower
19. The weekend and sports are not necessarily synonymous.
20. How to put the toilet seat down (due to the difficulty of the content, this course will be repeated every 8 weeks).
21. How to go shopping with your partner and not get lost.
22. The remote control – Overcoming your dependency.
23. Helpful postural hints for coach potatoes.
24. How not to act younger than your children.
25. You CAN be a car passenger – Even when sober.
26. Changing you underwear – It really works!
27. Real men ask for directions.
28. From floor to laundry basket – behavioural modification course.
29. What is a dishcloth?

Subject: Fw: Courses for women

Women think they already know everything, but wait ...
training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After the football has finished.
5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
Cabinet Too.
6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the
8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking
9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
12. Introduction to Parking (see other associated threads)
13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have
22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
24. Oil and Petrol: Your Car Needs Both
25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
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