21-09-2015, 08:05 PM
On a biking tour of Australia, the Pope took a few days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach on the Pope-Bike when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing an English cricket shirt, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark.
As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men, Merv, Shane and Dennis, wearing Australian cricket shirts. Â Merv quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope rode to the shoreline and shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between Australian and English cricket fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope rode off on his Biff Bike to get to the Shark Bar in Manly before last orders, Shane asked his mates, "Geeze, who the f**k was that?"
Merv replied "It was the Pope". "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well" said Dennis, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know ***t about shark fishing .......... hey Merv, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men, Merv, Shane and Dennis, wearing Australian cricket shirts. Â Merv quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the blue, semiconscious Pommie fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.
Immediately the Pope rode to the shoreline and shouted and summoned them to him. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there were some bitter hatred between Australian and English cricket fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope rode off on his Biff Bike to get to the Shark Bar in Manly before last orders, Shane asked his mates, "Geeze, who the f**k was that?"
Merv replied "It was the Pope". "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."
"Well" said Dennis, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know ***t about shark fishing .......... hey Merv, is the bait holding up OK or do we need to get another one?"
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